Comments on: They must have switched women midstream https://thenewneo.com/2019/02/02/they-must-have-switched-women-midstream/ A blog about political change, among other things Wed, 06 Feb 2019 00:44:47 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 By: Steve57 https://thenewneo.com/2019/02/02/they-must-have-switched-women-midstream/#comment-2421911 Wed, 06 Feb 2019 00:44:47 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=84165#comment-2421911 A Israeli girl in Haifa was knitting a sweater. And her mother looks at the sweater, and looks at her daughter, and realizes the sweater is going to be way too tight for her well endowed daughter. “Honey” she sez “Isn’t that sweater going to be too tight for you?

“Oh, the sweater isn’t for me. It’s for the American Sailors.”

]]> By: Steve57 https://thenewneo.com/2019/02/02/they-must-have-switched-women-midstream/#comment-2421910 Wed, 06 Feb 2019 00:38:39 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=84165#comment-2421910 Are there no longer any funny ethic jokes? I’ll let the Poles laugh at me if I can laugh at the Irish.

Irish foreplay. “Brace yourself, Brigitte!”

]]> By: Steve57 https://thenewneo.com/2019/02/02/they-must-have-switched-women-midstream/#comment-2421734 Mon, 04 Feb 2019 16:02:43 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=84165#comment-2421734 Italian client (me). Jewish woman’s web site. Vietnamese cabbie. Chinese restarant owner.

If there’s not a an ethnic joke we can all laugh at we are far sicker society than even I could imagine.

]]> By: Steve57 https://thenewneo.com/2019/02/02/they-must-have-switched-women-midstream/#comment-2421733 Mon, 04 Feb 2019 15:47:15 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=84165#comment-2421733 If it needs to be said, five million rounds of ammunition for the IRS is five million rounds too many. It’s one round too many.

]]> By: Steve57 https://thenewneo.com/2019/02/02/they-must-have-switched-women-midstream/#comment-2421732 Mon, 04 Feb 2019 15:29:40 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=84165#comment-2421732 What is love?

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=what+is+love+army+soldier&qs=n&form=QBVLPG&sp=-1&pq=what+is+love+army+soldier&sc=0-25&sk=&cvid=4AD0212E2F7C4E47AF4B53AF049B9E0D

Not to humble brag, but for a Navy guy I was a decent rifleman. I was better at firefighting. My basic first aid kit barely fits into a Sears Craftsman tool box that I bought on sale. But I did administer the largest ammunition account of any intelligence command in the Pacific Fleet. Whiich I used to think was nothing to crow about, like claiming to be the best ice hockey player in Ecuador. But then I learned the entire IRS has only five million rounds of ammuntition. That’s it?

I can get a half dozen friends to head to the range and we’ll need an extra truck for the ammo. I love Texas.

]]> By: Steve57 https://thenewneo.com/2019/02/02/they-must-have-switched-women-midstream/#comment-2421731 Mon, 04 Feb 2019 15:06:19 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=84165#comment-2421731 We may need you later, to tell us how stupid we are. If a tree falls in a forest, and there’s no woman around to tell the man he’s an idiot, does it make a sound?

]]> By: Steve57 https://thenewneo.com/2019/02/02/they-must-have-switched-women-midstream/#comment-2421730 Mon, 04 Feb 2019 15:04:22 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=84165#comment-2421730 Kate, as per usual you are miles ahead. It’s one of the reasons why I insist that women should not be invested in ground combat. They are too valuable.

]]> By: Steve57 https://thenewneo.com/2019/02/02/they-must-have-switched-women-midstream/#comment-2421702 Sun, 03 Feb 2019 23:47:53 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=84165#comment-2421702 To be honest, I didn’t really have the epiphany just yesterday. It’s just that when I explore the upper reaches of pain I tend to philosophize.

]]> By: Steve57 https://thenewneo.com/2019/02/02/they-must-have-switched-women-midstream/#comment-2421697 Sun, 03 Feb 2019 21:16:17 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=84165#comment-2421697 what I meant was, dearest Kate, is that when we are to be judged that God isn’t going to factor in that I can do more push-ups than you can .When I was younger I could do 100. Since I turned 56 on my best day I can do 25. I was philosophizing on that last one, when I really couldn’t lock my elbows without digging deep, I had an epiphany.

And the epiphany was it just doesn’t matter how many push-ups I can do.

]]> By: Kate https://thenewneo.com/2019/02/02/they-must-have-switched-women-midstream/#comment-2421696 Sun, 03 Feb 2019 20:43:17 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=84165#comment-2421696 Not sure what you mean, Steve57, but as, despite many years of effort, I can’t really do push ups, I doubt very much God would count that against me.

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