Comments on: It’s turtles… https://thenewneo.com/2014/09/26/its-turtles/ A blog about political change, among other things Sat, 27 Sep 2014 13:00:15 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 By: southpaw https://thenewneo.com/2014/09/26/its-turtles/#comment-831880 Sat, 27 Sep 2014 13:00:15 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/?p=42929#comment-831880 Maybe it gives him super powers.

]]> By: Ymarsakar https://thenewneo.com/2014/09/26/its-turtles/#comment-831792 Sat, 27 Sep 2014 05:45:26 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/?p=42929#comment-831792 At least he wasn’t smuggling Se[]tex around.

]]> By: parker https://thenewneo.com/2014/09/26/its-turtles/#comment-831657 Fri, 26 Sep 2014 21:47:18 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/?p=42929#comment-831657 Nick,

Its not normal to tape a turtle to ones crotch. However, it is normal to stand upon an infinite column of turtles. Turtles all the way down into buzz light year infinity and beyond.

]]> By: Nick https://thenewneo.com/2014/09/26/its-turtles/#comment-831612 Fri, 26 Sep 2014 19:56:04 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/?p=42929#comment-831612 You’ve got to question the mental state of anyone who tapes more than one turtle to his crotch. I mean, one turtle’s normal, right? That’s, um, normal, right?

]]> By: Will https://thenewneo.com/2014/09/26/its-turtles/#comment-831584 Fri, 26 Sep 2014 18:39:43 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/?p=42929#comment-831584 Locally, airport officials have intercepted packages containing “Bushmeat” who amongst us feeds upon that, pray tell? But the one that had me rattled was the inspector who found the box containing a live Gabon Viper. Of course, I googled it and was terrified. Who has use for such a terrible thing?

]]> By: parker https://thenewneo.com/2014/09/26/its-turtles/#comment-831549 Fri, 26 Sep 2014 17:28:02 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/?p=42929#comment-831549 I knew it! Finally I am vindicated.

]]> By: Rufus T. Firefly https://thenewneo.com/2014/09/26/its-turtles/#comment-831548 Fri, 26 Sep 2014 17:24:10 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/?p=42929#comment-831548 That’s not what I expected when I clicked the link!

]]> By: blert https://thenewneo.com/2014/09/26/its-turtles/#comment-831501 Fri, 26 Sep 2014 15:31:35 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/?p=42929#comment-831501 Obviously the Chinese have not realized that turtles are vectors for some of the nastiest diseases known — especially to stomachs.

One must presume that the typical terrapin is intended for a child.

I’ve never seen them used as a pet by any adult.

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