Comments on: Heidi Klum’s Oscar night dress…

By: heart edema

heart edema — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 18:09:14 +0000

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By: IGotBupkis, Legally Defined Cyberbully in All 57 States and some Canadian provinces

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 07:53:07 +0000

}}} or an old guy in a speedo. It is not attractive.

There’s ANY time when a guy looks good in a nutsack?

I grant, I’m not female, but I find it hard to believe that Chris Hemsworth would look any better in a nutsack than in white shorts with black loafers and black socks.

Yeah, women would “ooh and ahh” but that’s by looking at his chest and ignoring, in both cases, what happened below the waist.

By: IGotBupkis, Legally Defined Cyberbully in All 57 States and some Canadian provinces

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 07:47:34 +0000

}}}Arms, neck, torso all look too thin, head too large.

Meh. If you look close at her arms, they show muscle, she’s just naturally thin and (I’m sure) she doesn’t try to put it on). The big issue is her face, which does look somewhat gaunt, but that’s one of those places, where, as you age, either you gain weight (jowly, or “wattles”) or you lose weight and get bony.

The biggest problem is that hair style does not favor her in any way. She could wear a style like that when she was younger (I’m put in mind of an Esquire or Vogue cover she did), but not any more.

Here’s an older picture, which shows hair that more effectively frames her face — note that it’s her gaunt face in the above, “enhanced” by her hairstyle, that’s probably really bugging you:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1746442240/nm0005099

And as far as her breasts being “mashed”, well, they were never particularly conical — here’s an Oscar night shot from 2002, 11 years ago when she was 29:
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTYwMjE3ODk0N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMzAxNDc0._V1._SX289_SY400_.jpg

They’re hardly about to poke anyone’s eyes out.

They were full, round, and fairly firm, hence noticeable to any guy — but never the pokey type that said, “HEY!! HEY!! Look at MEEE! I’m standin’ here! I’m standin’ here!”

😀

By: k. skynr

k. skynr — Sun, 03 Mar 2013 06:28:15 +0000

She reminds me of the Borg Queen.

By: sheldan

sheldan — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 03:49:40 +0000

JuliB: I would like to, but I think it deserves its own article.

By: sheldan

sheldan — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 03:44:53 +0000

I still remember J.Lo.’s “undress” as I call it. You may remember the one that was cut down to the navel.

What’s with all these women who want to show that much cleavage? It’s as if the cleavage grabs us by the throat and says, “Look at me!”

Maybe they have the body for it, but I think they’ve gone overboard.

By: Susanamantha

Susanamantha — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 19:39:31 +0000

There is a double-sided sticky tape available (I forget what it is called) that is a necessity unless you’re hoping for a wardrobe malfunction.

By: Sangiovese

Sangiovese — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 17:39:31 +0000

OK, I learned something today. As a monogamous man with a sensible wife, I never saw one of these dresses up close and personal. I always wondered how they were engineeed to prevent a, um, wardrobe malfunction. Or, to put it plainly, what keeps those things in there? Apparently the compression force pushing inward is greater than the gravity force pushing outward. Very enlightening. 🙂

By: JuliB

JuliB — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 17:17:11 +0000

Any comment on the uproar over Joan Rivers saying that the last time a German looked so hot, they were pushing Jews into the oven?

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 14:00:11 +0000

Thanks for the view Neo,
I was always taught not to eat your dessert before the main course.
While my mind has always enjoyed your articles in the morning, my eyes enjoyed the eye candy this morning. I agree desserts are mostly empty calories but every now and then they are OK. Now back to the meat and potatoes of your articles that my mind enjoys. And to those that might think I’m being too flip, lighten up. A 100 yrs from now the eye candy, the smashing dress, and this viewer will have forgotten the whole deal 🙂