Comments on: Want some suspense in your life?

By: Paul in Boston

Paul in Boston — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 23:57:03 +0000

Officer Michael is missing in action, he would have stopped traffic for them.

By: Charles

Charles — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 18:34:24 +0000

well, at least they were just being ducks . . . I’ve seen people walk into traffic the same way while talking on their cell phones!

By: rickl

rickl — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 01:32:11 +0000

Sort of reminds me of an incident several years ago. I was driving in the right-hand southbound lane of a four-lane divided highway. It was raining and the road was wet. All at once, two adult geese walked out right in front of me. I instinctively swerved to miss them, but lost control and spun out into the grassy median. (Good thing there was a median; otherwise I would have careened into oncoming traffic.)

As luck would have it, a tow truck was passing by at that exact moment. He saw it happen and stopped to pull me out. As we stood there, we watched the geese continue through the median and cross the northbound lanes without breaking stride.

By: blert

blert — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 21:38:14 +0000

They spent too much time watching Bowfinger.

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By: Sam L.

Sam L. — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 19:48:51 +0000

Because they read about this primo new vegan place on the other side.

By: anonymess

anonymess — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 19:08:41 +0000

For sure, they weren’t chicken.

By: rafinlay

rafinlay — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 18:15:43 +0000

Why did the [poultry of choice] cross the road?

Because it was too long to go around.

By: Occam's Beard

Occam's Beard — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 17:22:30 +0000

To get to the other side?

CNN should have interviewed the duck family to settle the age-old dispute. Presumably their answer would apply to chickens also (should that be “Chicko-Americans?”).

By: Roman

Roman — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 17:21:19 +0000

Why? As in why cross the highway, easy, to show the possum that you really can!