Comments on: One person’s junk is another person’s family jewels

By: Ertdfg

Ertdfg — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 16:08:58 +0000

Idjit… if you want something new (or at least less commonly heard) go with the Atlantic writer talking to the TSA agent.

When told they’d run a hand up his thigh until they “meet resistance”… he commented his surprise as that was what he called his testicles. “The Resistance”.

By: kas

kas — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 15:32:04 +0000

The fact that he didn’t know “junk” was already out there and used regularly IN THAT WAY, makes me love him more.

His brain has bigger fish to fry.

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 13:01:52 +0000

I read an article some years ago by a woman who was giving speeches at various colleges and was referencing family values TV shows from the fifties and sixties. She was sure she was reaching her audience because of the mummer that arose every time she mentioned the “Beaver”.

By: james williams

james williams — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 01:51:03 +0000

I saw the term “junk” used in this regard on the TV show NCIS Los Angeles when the female investigator kicked a guy in the groin. I had never heard it before, but if it is used on a TV show it must be in current usage by the young and hip.

By: George Pal

George Pal — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 20:40:45 +0000

Here’s one Wikisaurus missed — tarse — from John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester (not the originator, just a populizer).

By: Barry

Barry — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 20:20:35 +0000

Bags fly free!

By: Foxfier

Foxfier — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 18:13:02 +0000

…. I’m now fairly sure that some guy has used the term “ingenuity” for that area.

By: Curtis

Curtis — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 17:40:13 +0000

The new phrase I’ve most enjoyed: TSA, You don’t get on until we get off.

By: SteveH

SteveH — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 17:23:29 +0000

Now we have the opportunity for some new names.

Don’t touch my…
Captain Skully
bureaucrat magnet
stewardess missle
jet set
flightplan
ladies oxygen mask
tray in upright position
middle seat
underhead compartment

By: bad haikumenter

bad haikumenter — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 16:57:27 +0000

Yoga pose last night
Thought: “Need to readjust my junk”
Then started giggling